Looking for joke about opposites Can't recall if it's a kids joke or not, but my Google-fu is failing me. The joke starts by asking the person to repeat a bunch of opposites - what's the opposite of up? <down> left? <right> etc... I *think* the punchline may have had something to do with the sky being blue or something like that where you asked what color is the sky and they give the wrong answer because the previous opposites that they've been rattling off. I know I'm not providing a lot of detail here so I'm not expecting much, but if this rings a bell for anyone I'd appreciate it if you reminded me how this joke goes. Thanks!