😄 I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And th...

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I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad.""

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