The Seven Most Important Men In A Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to ""take off all her clothes."" 2. The Dentist - who tells her to ""open wide."" 3. The Milkman - who asks her ""do you want it in the front or the back?"" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her ""do you want it teased or blown?"" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her ""once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"" 6. The Banker - who insists to her ""if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her ""Keep quiet and lie still!""