Two filmmakers, Juan and Theotto, are talking over lunch... ...when Juan says to Theotto, ""So, how's your work been lately?"" Theotto replies, ""Eh, it's been pretty alright. I did get this rather--ahem--'interesting' screenplay recently."" Juan: ""Yeah?"" Theotto: ""Yeah. It was thick as a brick. It had this giant cast of characters, and there was practically no plot. Not to mention, about a third of it was blatant product placement. Can you believe it?"" Juan, rolling his eyes: ""Sounds wonderful."" Theotto: ""I know, right? Did I tell you he just left it on my doorstep? Didn't even try to contact me or anything."" Juan: ""Dude, that's messed up."" Theotto: ""Tell me about it. The worst part about it was the title, though."" Juan: ""What was it?"" Theotto: ""'The Telephone Directory'""