I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot.#Airplane#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume.#Superman#Nyc#Airplane#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!#Airplane#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, ""I'm fine"" than when you are flying on an airplane.#Dating#Airplane#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp