Georgia and Connecticut girls Two freshmen girls are moving into their dorm room together. One of them's from Georgia, one of them's from Connecticut. The girl from Connecticut's helping her mother put up curtains. Girl from Georgia turns to them and says, ""Hi. Where y'all from?"" Girl from Connecticut says, ""we're from a place where we know not to end a sentence with a preposition."" The girl from Georgia says, ""Oh, beg my pardon. Where y'all from...cunt? House of Cards s1, e4

Two girls are moving into a college dorm... Two girls are moving into a college dorm. One is from Georgia the others from Connecticut. The one from Connecticut is hanging curtains with her mother in the dorm. The girl from Georgia walks in and says them "What beautiful curtains, where are y'all from?". The girl from Connecticut replies, "A place where we know better then to end a sentence with a preposition". The girl from Georgia says, "I beg your pardon, where are y'all from, cunt?

Two girls are moving into a college dorm... Two girls are moving into a college dorm. One is from Georgia the others from Connecticut. The one from Connecticut is hanging curtains with her mother in the dorm.

Opporknockity A family in the suburbs of Connecticut had a young daughter who loved to play the piano. One day, her parents listened and thought, ""We'd better get that piano tuned."" So they called up a famous piano tuner named Opporknockity, who came over right away and their piano was good as new. The very next day, the girl's little brother sat on the bench and banged on the keys and the strings so hard that the piano went right out of tune again. So their dad got on the phone and asked the …