A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?""

Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler walks into a bar He orders a beer

Adolf Hitler walks into a bar... The bartender notices him and asks, ""Hey Hitler, didn't you snuff it in the second world war? What are you doing here?"""" ""Yeah, I guess I did, but now I'm back. I've come here to kill six million more Jews and eight anteaters."" ""Why on earth would you want to kill eight anteaters?"" the bartender asks. ""I knew nobody would care about six million Jews.""