Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In.#Edward Snowed In#Washington Dc#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I think we can all agree that "Phillybuster" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC#Washington Dc#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!#Kevin#Washington Dc#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.#Nsa#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp