Puddles A man walks into a bar one rainy day with 3 ducks. He places the ducks at the bar, then walks off. The bartender sees the 3 ducks sitting alone at the bar and decides to approach them. He goes up to the first duck, ""hey steve, how you doing?"" to which steve replies, ""oh, i'm good, just been in and out of puddles all day."" The bartender then turns to the second duck, ""hey phil, how are you?"" and phil replies "" oh im fine, just been in and out of puddles all day."" Then the bartende…

Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time). They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled ""21"" and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled ""34"" and another roar of laughter rose up. Phil, confused about this asked his friend ""Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out"" His friend said, well we've been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbe…

Compare The Genders: EATING OUT When the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is…

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