ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon

I'd like you to meet my family, my wife Sharon, my son Carl, and this balloon that follows me around

Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon

What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four