*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading

[car wreck] [hand reaches out] "Take my hand. I'm Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback." [I let the flames slowly bake me alive]

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback.