Tony Romo, Michael Vick, and Eli Manning walk into a bar... ...to watch the playoffs.

I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone.

Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted.

My truck is a lot like Tony Romo. It will turn over, but the clutch doesn't work.