😄 The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fel...

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The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!""

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