When I get Tired.. I read this and laugh like hell. Must see if you are exhausted I always look for a way to chill out after working for hours in front of my computer..and I never get bored reading the same lines I'm sharing here I smile each and every time..read,refresh and back to work! Enjoy... ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _________________ ATTOR…

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?" Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport." John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?" Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself." John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

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