Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke

So I need you guys' idea for jokes? So a coworker of mine enjoys sleeping so much that another coworker and I started making jokes about it. Now what started off as just a couple of laughs here and there turned into our very own ""Chuck Norris"" jokes. To further explain we used the same structure of the jokes but instead of saying ""Chuck Norris"" we used his name, but to protect his identity I am going to say ""Smith"". Here are a couple of examples: -Most people take cat naps but cats take Sm…

Chuck Norris was at an interview ... And he ended up giving the guy head but didn't give him the job.

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.