Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8", blonde, and the mother of my children.

Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger.

Blonde joke ""Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?"" ""Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?""

Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?""