What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.

The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless"".

At the height of The Beatles' popularity... a woman walks into a tattoo shop and pulls up her dress, exposing her thighs. She points the the left thigh and says ""I want a tatto of John Lennon here,"" then to the right, ""and Paul McCartney right here."". After agreeing on a price, she jumps on the table and the man goes to work. Upon completing the tattoos he bandages her thighs and says ""Take off the bandages in two weeks. If you're not satisfied, come back and we'll figure it out."" Two week…

I'm such a hipster... I'm such a hipster that I won't listen to the Beatles until they're all dead. That way I can say I was a fan when they were underground.