An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes... All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says ""Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"" ""Oh,"" says the mother potato, ""an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so happy for you!"" Not much later the second daughter potato gets home. ""Mom, great news, I'm engaged to a Russet potato!"" ""Wow, a Russet? Dear tha…

The Three Daughters So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks, ""Mummy, why am I called Rose?"", the mother replies, ""Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked, ""Mummy, why are I called Lavender?"" The mother replies, ""Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head"". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman, *moans* ""Shut up, Fridge!""