Christmas in Heaven Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something that represented ""Christmas"". The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, ""How do these represent Christmas?"" The third man answer…

Four men went golfing together one day. Three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill... The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, ""My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."" The second man said, ""My son is a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."" The third man, not wanting to be ou…

Four Men Went Golfing... Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. --- The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, ""My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."" --- The second man said, ""My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."" --…

Four men went golfing together one day... Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, ""My son is a home builder and he''s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."" The second man said, ""My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadill…