Can Eddy cut a new hamster mane? No, but we're dailin' Tim as a Jew sits for my aunt.#Tim#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim#Tim#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."#Tim#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So there we go.#Tim#Carlos#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim? Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes#Tim Wife#Tim#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp