Ka-BOOOM! The typical story, girl meets boy. The boy wanted to marry her, only if she was virgin until the wedding night. The problem was, she banged all the male half of the town... so she asked a female friend, who told her to put some powder in her 'gina, because it will make a little snap and she would say ""ooh, my God, I lost it"" The wedding night arrives, she goes to the bathroom and puts a pinch of powder...but thinking it was not enough, puts all the shell's powder inside. The boy, fully excited, jumps on her, and ka-BOOOM! ""Ooh, God, I lost it!"" ""Screw you and your God, I lost THEM! Just look at the wall!""