Any good chemistry jokes? A ketone and a primary amine walk into a bar and yell ""Let's get Schiff based!"" Why couldn't the hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with his family? He wasn't very stable and was never seen without alcohol. An organic chemist wanted to reduce a ketone, but not the adjacent aldehyde. His partner suggested that he treat the aldehyde with ethylene glycol to form a cyclic acetal in order to protect the aldehyde from reduction, but he did not listen. He proceeded w…

So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win

*donates body to science* Science: "I have a boyfriend"

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer