An all girls school, school bus flips over and kills all the girls. When arriving at heaven's gates... they are asked to get into a line. Jesus stands at the front and asks the first girl if she had ever done something with a boy's privates. She responds ""yes, I've touched one before."" Jesus answers, ""Ok please put your finger into the holy water and then enter heaven."" So the girl dips her finger in the holy water and proceeds to enter into heaven. Jesus then asks the next girl the same question. She replies, ""Yes, I've jerked one off."" Jesus then says, ""please put you hand in the holy water and then go into heaven."" So she does. There is then a disturbance in the queue as one girl tries to jump it. Jesus turns to the girl and ask; ""Why are you trying to skip the queue?"". The girl responds; ""Well if I'm going to have to gargle the water, I'd better do it before Becky sticks her ass in it!""