A man goes to his doctors office for a routine checkup... During his physical examination, a doctor asked a man about his physical activity level. He described a typical day this way: ""Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7km through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I just avoided standing on a large snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers."" Inspired by the story, the doctor said, ""You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"" ""No,"" he replied, ""I'm just a shitty golfer"".