Italian, Ukrainian and Newfie on a Lunch Break.. An Italian, a Ukrainian and a Newfie high-rise construction worker were all up on a huge building about to have lunch. They all took a seat and opened up their lunch boxes; ""Mama mia!"" Said the Italian ""Mya wife! She always give-a me meat-a-balls! If I get meat-a-balls in my lunch tomorrow, Imma throw myself offa this building!"" ""Shliukha! Perogies again!"" griped the Ukrainian ""If I have to eat perogies one more day, I too will throw myself off this building!"" The Newfie opens up his lunch box ""Awful! Just terrible eh, bologna and cheese! Imma join youse guys off the roof tomorrow if I have to eat bologna and cheese again tomorrow!"" The next day, the same three men met on the high-rise for lunch. The Italian opens up his lunch box and sees that it's meatballs again for lunch. ""Ciao!"" he yells out and throws himself off the building. The Ukrainian opens up his lunch box ""Upizdysh! Perogies! Goodbye to this world!"" There he goes off the roof. The Newfie opens up his lunch box; ""Jeeze aloo! Bologna and cheese! I'm outta here too, eh!"" and throws himself off the building. All three men had their funeral on the same day. After the service, the wives of the three men met. ""Iffa he only tell me, he no wanta meat-a-balls no more, I never make it for him!"" The Italian wife says. ""Yes, yes, I agree."" Said the Ukrainian wife ""I would never have made him perogies if I knew this would happen."" The Newfie's wife was flabbergasted. ""I don't understand, he made his own lunch!""