Little Johnny's first day at School Little Johnny was the new kid at school. The teacher asked everyone to give him a welcome, as it was his first day in the classroom. A smart kid who sat in the corner laughed and announced ""Johnny? That's funny. If you make the J a P, switch the O and the H, and make the second N an E, your name spells 'Phoney' "". After the class laughs, Johnny says ""Yeah, that IS funny! What's your name?"" ""Tommy"", says the kid. Then Johnny says without missing a beat ""That's funny, you change all the letters in your name and you can go screw yourself"".