Justin Trudeau Visits church Last Saturday afternoon, in Edmonton an aide to PM Justin Trudeau visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Edmonton. He told the Cardinal that PM Justin Trudeau would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Trudeau to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Trudeau a saint. The Cardinal replied, ""No. I don't really like the Man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over cer…

Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody.

A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer.

A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years for thousands of hours he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire ride a tiny one-wheel bike balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. ""When you and I get out of here"" the jailbird said to the fly. ""we're going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune."" Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket (inside its matchbox home) the ex…