Three men get lost in a forest... Three men lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to enter the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, ""I brought ten strawberries."" The king then explained, ""Next, you have to shove all the fruits up your butt, or you'll be eaten."" He managed 7 strawberries but could go no further and was killed. The second one arrived, and showed the king ten apples. The king explained the challenge to him, but he only managed one apple and was killed. When the second guy gets to heaven, the first guy is laughing hysterically. ""What's so funny?"" he asked. ""I saw the last guy coming and he had 10 watermelons!""