Camping! John and his girlfriend were going to go camping for the week. On his way out of the the door, John's little brother yelled, ""wait for me!"" John told his brother to go back inside, but his girlfriend insisted on taking him. John turned to his brother and said, ""OK, but we get top bunk when we get to the cabin."" His little brother agreed and they left for the campground. When night came John, his girlfriend and his little brother went to bed. While in bed John turned to his girlfriend and said, ""I'm in the mood, do u want to do it?"" his girlfriend replied ""your little brother is right under us, he will hear us!"" John than tells her ""I have an idea, when you want me to go faster, say lettuce. And when you want me to go slower, say tomato."" She agreed and started doing the dirty deed. All night night John's little brother kept hearing ""lettuce, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, tomato, lettuce, lettuce!"" After an hour John;s brother jumps up and screams ""GUYS STOP MAKING SANDWICHES, YOU'RE GETTING MAYONNAISE ALL OVER ME!""