Written on a desk at my school. Two hunters were walking in the woods. It was starting to get dark, so they decided to head back to camp. The first hunter said to the second hunter, ""Go on ahead, I have to take a dump"". So the second hunter heads back to camp, and on his way back he shoots a huge deer, and he runs back up the trail to find the first hunter squatting behind a stump, snoring loudly. The second hunter sneaks back to his kill and removes all its organs, carries them up the trail, and piles them up under the first hunter's bare ass. He heads back to camp, laughing at his prank. A few hours later, the first hunter comes sprinting back into camp, and says ""You'll never guess what happened! I fell asleep taking a crap, and when I woke up all my organs had fallen out of my ass, but by the grace of God and this big stick I got them all back up inside!""