Train Tracks A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were walking through a forest when they come upon a set of tracks. ""They must be a set of polar bear tracks,"" says the blonde. ""No, no, they are a set of deer tracks,"" says the brunette. The red head then exclaimed, ""Are you kidding me? Polar bear! This is a forest not the North Pole! A deer is understandable, but these are train tracks!"" They were still arguing when they were mauled by a polar bear.