Two men are golfing at a local golf course The first man is about to putt when he sees a long funeral procession right near the course. He stops mid-putt, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer. The second man is in awe. ""Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."" The man replies, ""Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years.""

Three nuns went to a baseball game. Over the course of the baseball game, the nuns became increasingly rowdy. So, three men behind them began to have a loud discussion. ""I think i'll move to Idaho, I hear that there are only 20 nuns there,"" said the first man. ""20 nuns? I'm going to move to South Dakota. I hear that there are only 10 nuns there,"" said the second man. Just before the third man could speak, one of the nuns turned around and said, ""You should go to hell, I hear that there are …

Three nuns went to a baseball game Three nuns went to a baseball game. Over the course of the baseball game, the nuns became increasingly rowdy. So, three men behind them began to have a loud discussion. "I think i'll move to Idaho, I hear that there are only 20 nuns there," said the first man. "20 nuns? I'm going to move to South Dakota. I hear that there are only 10 nuns there," said the second man. Just before the third man could speak, one of the nuns turned around and said, "You should …

A joke about golfers. Two men were playing golf one afternoon when just as they are about to play an important putt on the final hole for the match a large funeral procession passes by on the road at the side of the golf course. One of the men stops in mid putt, removes his cap, bows his head in prayer. The second man retorts "Woah man, that was really respectful". "Well, we had been married for over 25 years" said the other man.