skunk date A man and his wife were on the way to a restaurant one night the husband ran over a mother skunk and she sprayed everywhere even on her baby. The wife is upset and tells her husband to turn around and get the baby skunk because it will surely die because it was freezing out. so he turns around and she gets out of the car and picks the baby skunk up and wraps it up in her jacket and then gets back in the car. They drive a mile or so down the road and the wife says honey this baby is st…

A little boy was playing with his new train. A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell 'All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of b*tches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving'. The mother went in and told her son, 'we don't use that kind of language…

One day a boy... One day a boy walked into his dads room. The dad was holding something. The little boy then asked ""what is that daddy? Well that is my car. Oh ok. So the boy left. After 13 years later the boy is now 18 and his name is jimmy. So jimmy and his friends were on a cruse ship and he had his dads car and he put a wedding ring in the passenger seat of the toy. He was planning to propose to his girlfriend, Rachel. So they went to the front of the ship and where doing the titanic thing …

The New Survivor Have you heard about the next planned ""Survivor"" show? 6 Married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. There is no access to fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc. The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is onl…