How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys