Three men were sitting in a life boat... Three men were sitting in a life boat for 4 weeks after their boat had collapsed. On the start of the 5th week, one of the men said ""We might as well kill ourselves, we'll never be saved!"" The other man replied ""No, my friend. I still have faith that the Lord will save us."" That's when the third man stood up and revealed himself to be Jesus Christ, ""Your faith has saved you brother."" The two men stared in shock at the revelation when one of them said ""You could have said something before we ate the fourth guy.""