$200 Bucks It Is... A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "" Hi, is Tony home?"" "" No, he went to the store."" ""Well, you mind if I wait?"" "" No, come in."" They sit down and the friend says ""You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."" Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says ""They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."" Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says ""You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "" Tony thinks about this for a second and says ""Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?""