I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML.#Dating#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*hires sky writer to propose to psychic girlfriend* WILL YOU MARRY ME *2nd planes flies by 5 seconds later* HELL NO#Dating#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :(#Angel#Dating#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me#Dating#Religion#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp