Why don't they give hurricanes epic names like cyclone of doom or the fate fairy instead of frikken Sandy....#Sandy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?#Sandy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook.#Sandy#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas#Sandy#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My bartender offered me a new drink last night called a ""Sandy."" It's a watered-down Manhattan.#Sandy#Manhattan#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp