I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.#Facebook#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.#Facebook#Dating#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.#Facebook#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business.#Facebook#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Reason number 347 why I hate Facebook: A guy from high school posted 11 new photos all with the caption "me"#Facebook#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp