WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE

"THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!" 2012: omg please no 2016: are we doing this or not

Who says, ""Phlbbbbtfffbllph I NEED TO SAVE THE WORLD IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS phlbbbbtthhphhbbl"" Queefer Sutherland.

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE WORLD: I can tell you exactly where you got your shoes! No foolin' On your feet. duh