😄 When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see i...

My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.

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My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary.

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I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.

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"I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook.

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