Admit it... You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook status.#Facebook#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My high school girlfriend got "uses her kids as her facebook profile picture" fat.#Facebook#Dating#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary.#Facebook#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.#Facebook#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook.#Facebook#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp