When I die I want everyone.. ..... come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word, so everyone will think I lived a cool double life.

TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan"".

A man and a woman are interviewing with the FBI After days of grueling physical and mental challenges, there remains just one more challenge. The interviewer hands the man a gun and tells him to go into a nearby room and kill the person in there. The man comes out a moment later, shaken. Out of earshot of the woman, he tells the instructor ""That was my wife in there! How could you ask me to shoot her? I could never do that!"" The instructor reaponds ""Don't worry, the gun wasn't loaded. We just…

The FBI had an opening for an assassin... After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: Two men and one woman... For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.. 'We must know that you will follow the Instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent s…