Old but gold! A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a Playboy magazine. 'I'll just hide behind th…

A nun walks in to a liquor store (this is the best joke my drunk dad ever told me) A nun walks in to a liquor store while dressed in her habit and grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels. When she gets to the counter, the clerk looked a little more than surprised. She told him, "don't worry, it's medicinal. It's for Mother Superior's constipation". He finishes the transaction and sends her on her way. When the clerk was taking out the garbage at the end of the night, he spied the same nun behind the du…

> कल शाम मे एक औरत को ठिठुरता देखमेरे दोस्त ने अपना कम्बल उसके बदन पर दे दिया.उसने कम्बल फ़ेकते हुए कहा- गरीब नहीं हूं शादी में जा रही हूं. > दो बातें हमेशा याद रखना..1. मुश्किल से घबराना नहीं.2. सर्दियों में नहाना नहीं. ऐसे ही जोक्स पढ़ने के लिए यहां क्लिक करें> टीटू- ठंड का महीना हैकृपा करके छत पर पक्षियों के लिए थोड़ी सी Old Monk Rum रख दिया करें. सिर्फ अपने बारे में ही न सोचें ठंड उनको भी लगती है. #Being Human. > खुदा करें कि तुमको 'जुदाई&#039…

It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.