I wish there was a "skip this ad" button that I could use when talking to annoying people in real life.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip.

Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip

F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip