I've just made a meeting site for retired chemists It's called Carbon Dating#Dating#Work#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?#Ups#Dating#Work#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the "party" isn't the surprise.#Work#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*#Dating#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat#Animals#Work#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp