How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?

We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the "party" isn't the surprise.

Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*

ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat