An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! ~Skip#Goldie#Skip#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wish there was a "skip this ad" button that I could use when talking to annoying people in real life.#Skip#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip.#Skip#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip#Skip#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
F*ck and F*ck are sitting on a fence... F*ck falls off, WHO GIVES A F*CK! Stupidity is a niche! ~Skip#Skip#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp