Chuck Norris doesn't say ""who's your daddy"", because he knows the answer.#Chuck Norris#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father.#Chuck Norris#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp