It's Career Day at the Elementary School... ...and everyone's dad comes in to give a presentation about their job. The first dad up is a firefighter. Next is a policeman. Then a banker, and so on, until everyone's dad has gone up to talk about their job, except one. ""Where's your father, Bobby?"" the teacher asks. ""He died 2 years ago"" Bobby replies. ""Well, why don't you tell us what he did before he died?"" says the teacher, to which Bobby responds, ""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG…

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: ""What is courage?"" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Chuck norris...enough said There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives

My 20y/o brother went to Elementary school.. To learn firebending