😄 Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" Th...

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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.

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Joke ID: 01KKTN7DVF24B1F4QN2X3ESTDK

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